JapanĮk hatti eka undra la ka marto? karan to hatti chya baiko la dola martoĮk undir hatti la dhamki kashi deto? shidi var chadun. Bhangad.ASE konate Gate aahe jyatun aat shirta yet nahi. Titkyat baherun Micky Mouse yeto aani Ajeet la sangato ki "mala ramayan/mahabharat vachayache aahe" tyapudhe.Ajeet : Robbbeerrrt Micky ko wall pe chipaka do.use ramayan padhaneka hai Robert: Lekin Baasssss use to marathi bilkoolch nahi aati Ajeet : Maloom hai gadhe Isiliye use wall pe lataka do taki wo Normal Micky se WallMicky ho jayega ! tuu malaa udyaa yeuun bheT.'haa moruu parat dusaryaa divashii yeuun tiich complaint karato.mag doctor tyaachyaa gharii jaaNyaache Tharavataat.gharii haa chahaa pyaayalaa suruvaat karato, aaNi mhaNato:'doctor, doctor, baghaa doLaa dukhatoy.'doctor mhaNataat:'tuu MIT chaa kaa re? Chahaa pitaanaa tyaa cup madhuun chamachaa koN kaaDhaNaar?'********************************************************Ījeet ani Robert office madhe basalele asatat. chii paij, te shakya naahii.'mag haa tyaachii kavaLii kaaDhato, aaNi dusaraa doLa chaavun daakhavato.*****************************************************ek maaNus doctora.nkaDe jaauun mhaNato:'doctor, majhaa doLaa chahaa pitaanaa dukhato.'doctor mhaNataat, 'shakya naahii. chii paij.'mitra tyaachyaashii paij lavato.tevhaa haa tyaalaa aapalaa kaachechaa doLaa kaaDhuun chaavun daakhavato.to tyaachyaashii parat paij laavato:'mi tulaa maajhaa dusaraa doLaahii chaavuun daakhavato'.mitra mhaNato, '100 ru. Prize distribution chya weli, ghoninchi mulakat ghetanaa wicharla “Tumhi half-time nantar ka mungyankadhun khelalaat? Adhi pasun alaa astaa tar ankhin baryach goals ni tyanna harawla astaa". Tyannatar 100 paay aslyamule match hoi paryant mungyanchya team ne kolin-na baryach goals ni harawla. Kolin-chya team la waeet cheereing karat hote tyamule tyanna ankhin maaj chadla.Half-time nantar mungyanchya team kadhun ghoni (centepedes) khelayla laglya.
Tymule waieet dribble /dodge karun pahilya half-time paryant mungyanwar barech goal kele. Kolin-na arthatach 6 paay aslyamule advantage hota.
Ekda mungynachi ani koliinchi (spiders) football match chalaleli aste. pan tya manasala vachavayache sodun to nachayala lagto.te pahun to manus vaitagun vicharato are mi ithe marayala tekalo aahe ani tu nachtos kay?ganapati uttar deto, mala budavatana nahi ka tumhi nachat? Finally ganapati ase decide karun to ganapatichi prarthana karu lagato ani ashcharya mhanaje ganapati swatah tithe yeto. itaka vel hindu nakki kuthala dev nivadaayacha yaacha vichar karat asato. aani khudda paigambar avatarato ani tyaala vachavato. te pahun musalman manus pan allah la vinanti karato. christian jesus chi karuna bhakato tar sakshat jesus boTivar yeto ani christian manasala gheun kinaryavar nighun jaato. kaahi velaani boTiilaa bheg paDate aani paaNii aat yaayalaa survaat hote. achanak jorache vadaL suru houn boTiivar laaTaa aapaTaayala survaat hote. (Hahahahahahahahaha) Aur do AA Gaye aur bole: Arrey yaar doubles khelen?Īmbyacha lonche konkanat ka Bara khapat nahi?Pickle tithe vikle kasa?-Įkada ek musalman, Christian, ani ek Hindu samudratun botini pravas karat asatat. Vees zan eka taLyat shirle aN tevis baher aale. Titkyat tyala ek melela Chitta disato.Tarzan jabbari khoosh houn kay mhanel ?Tarzan: chala ajoon eka chaddichi soy zali !!!
Phew, good thing there’s none of this ‘patriarchy’ and ‘rape culture’ nonsense in India otherwise these annoying feminist-types might have begun their caterwauling again.Ekada Tarzan nehemipramane jangalat hindat aasato. The soundtrack dutifully adds honking sounds every time we see Thakral’s assets, reminding young men everywhere that women’s bodies are but playthings for their enjoyment. She giggles and thanks them profusely: “Oh my god, I’m so silly!” They nod their heads in agreement and giggle modestly, all the while still staring at her silicone-enhanced cleavage. Thankfully, Das and Kapoor are there to helpfully inform her that the fries she ordered along with her burger are hidden from view under her ample bosom - a part of her own goddamn body. In Mastizaade, a woman, subtly named Titli Bubna (Thakral again - how did they even keep track of which set they were on?), appears as a bank manager who seems to have no idea that she has breasts on her person. Sheikh and Zaveri are presumably adults, but their understanding of the female anatomy seems to be decidedly juvenile.
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